The Julie Dictionary

Well I relieved half the time no one can understand me. So I made this dictionary in hopes that it will make me not as incoherent.

Holy Tax Accountant: 1. an expression of deep surprise 2. in place of a cuss word 3. Castiel
Shizz: 1. in place of a cuss word
There's a flaw in the Impala/I found a flaw in the Impala: 1. I found a problem 2. there's one tiny problem with that 3. correction
Shoot me: 1. talk to me
Close, but no cookie: 1. basically the same as close, but no cigar
Pie: 1. best dessert. ever.
I'm Desserted: 1. I'm stressed
Five Star: 1. the all-knowing Abbie 2. perfect
The all-knowing Abbie: 1. my notebook
Annie: 1. my other name
Goes all fangirl/going all fangirl: 1. like stalker. only better.
Hunter: 1. dream job # 3
My Ever-Praticleness: 1. my ever-paranoidness
Metallicar: 1. The type of car I'm gonna get when I grow up
Camping Provisions: 1. peanut m&m's and a canteen full of water
You just bought an air guitar on ebay: 1. you are stupid
Life Source: 1. Zero sleep and too much caffeine
This is Scarecrows: 1. haunts me worse than cheesy camp songs
Puppy: 1. a small dog 2. a certain fictional psychic demon hunter
Fictional: 1. everything I love that is not real
Hehehe: 1. me laughing at you 2. you laughing at me
Writing like friggen Yoda: 1. Writing how Yoda Talks
Don't Ask: 1. you CAN ask, but I'll talk your ear off 2. really, DON'T ask
You're trying to drown a fish: 1. it's impossible
_____ is armmed with purple markers: 1. don't mess with _____

more to come....