all julie needs to know in life plus the fangirl code of conduct. or we could cut the crap and call it julie's rules and things to live by

this is very long, but worth the read.
basicly, it's what SPN & ABVH has teach me.

1. don't do drugs. they slow your reaction time.
2. sometimes the only right answer is "bite me."
3. there's no such thing as too much weapons. espally when your weapons choices are a bag of salt, silver bracelets, band-aids, a cross necklace from hot topic, and the abilty to make yourself look insane at will.
4, get a black belt in kempo. you never know when you are going to be placed in a situation when you need to karate chop someone.
5. don't date [insert monster of your choice here]. kill them.
6. when the going gets tough, the tough starts shooting bad guys. unless the tough haven't yet gone to her uncle's house in washington to learn how to shoot a gun. then, the tough pull a few one-liners, and GET THE HECK OUT OF IMPALA!
7. when in doubt, quote: a) anita blake, b) dean winchester, or c) bobby singer.
8. when the going gets really tough, the tough calls in backup. namely, the winchesters, bobby, anita blake, and edward. *note: edward is not edward cullen from twilight. no, the edward julie is talking about kills vampires with a flamethrouwer. and despite popular believe, edward DOES have a heart*
9. don't jude by apperences. they may look like a child, but they could really be a 1000+ year old vampire, or posessed by a demon.
10. tough people are shorter then you'd expect. which just makes them that much tougher.
11. just because your human doesn't mean your not a monster.
12. the monsters aren't always the bad guys.
13. NEVER, EVER WASTE A GOOD THREAT. that means you: a) just hold your tounge, or b) carry out your threats.
14. it's okay to slept with a stuffed animal is someone, or something, is trying to kill you on a daily baises.
15. just becaue someone's your friend, don't assume they won't torture you if they have to.
16. never assume anything we all know what happens when you assume something.
17. most monsters can smell fear.
18. what you don't know CAN hurt you.
19. what you do know can hurt you too.
20. an immprtal species cannot become extinct.
21. a cross necklace only works againest vampires if you believe in God.
22. blood washes out in cold water.
23. you need at least one pair of overalls. they're very handy for kepping your clothes and the blood you have to deal with apart from each other.
24. only scream as a last resort.
25. both guilt and revenge are great motovations.
26. never forget who your ememies are. and the fact that the best way to deal with them is to outlive them.
27. insane people are often dangerous. insane people with guns are always dangerous/ that, my dears, is why having a gun license and being able to look insane at will are musts.
28. death, contrary to popular believe, is often a choice.
29. everyone has secrets.
30. life is tough, and the universe in not fair. it is always as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
31. be careful what you wish for. all wishes have the possivlilty to reselt in EMO TEDDY BEARS. and emo teddy bears are just scary...
32. somethings there is nothing you can do. if you ever find a time like that, to calm yourself down, hum Metallica or other rock band.
33. girls DO need to learn how to put on makeup.
34. always were black converse to a crime scene.
35. it's hard to find form evening wear that will conceal a gun. which is why if you need to bring a weapon to a event that requires evening wear, throwing knifes are a better bet.
36. if you must die, die brave. it pisses your ememies off.
37. long hair can hide a weapon.
38. you can't be too careful.
39. if the fight is going well, it's more likely than not a trap.
40. always stick by your siblings. you never know when you'll need to be cut free from an apple free.
41. plan ahead. always carry a jumbo bag of peanut m&ms, some salt, and a paper clip.
42. if you can't fight or flee, be funny.
43. shotguns speak louder than words.
44. really. drive a '67 black chevy impala everywhere.
45. no matter the gas price, drive everywhere. its cheaper than flying everywhere.
46. sometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windsheild.
47. if it's evil, kill it.
48. if it's immocent, protect it.
49. if you have a lost relitive, look for them.
50. get a black belt in something, learn how to throw knifes, and to shoot a gun.
51. carry salt and Holy Water at all times.
52. please, when you obtain the Holy Water, don't steal it. you can either a) get it free from your church or b) make your own.
53. charm and wit make for good self defence.
54. no chick-flick moments. ever.
55. if there's free food, take it!
56. learn how to play pool.
57. learning how to play poker can't hurt, either.
58. drive a cool car. preferably a '67 black chevy impala.
59. listen to classic rock.
60. if you're afraid of heights, drive everywhere.
61. the driver always picks the music. the shotgun always shuts his or her cakehole. usless you are the one riding shotgun. then, object to any and all abba or npr played.

if you'll like it, i'll post more. when i think of some