1. dude [dude, i've been using 'dude' to much lately]
2. oxymoron [best. word. ever]
3. apple pie [okay, this is two words, but still]
4. geek-fu [let kung-fu. only geekyer. i have a blackbelt in this. pi-ya!]
5. supernatural [nen]
dude, i got spn books! i'm reading them now! i has three of thems! it's like fan-fic, only better! cuz the writers are pros.
now, i have more wisecracks to laugh at.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
i have a real good reason for the salt i always have with me
ah, salt. my favorite mineral compound.
folklore about it goes back for thousands of years.
greeks, romans, and hebrews alike all sacrificed it, considered it powerful [were they ever right!] and ate a bunch of it. the romans even salted there wine. today, some people salt their beer, because of an old scottish tradtion, in which a pinch of salt was added to a bach of mash to keep out witches. romisn legend has it womens that are preggers have to eat salt, or else they're gonna give birth to a bloodsucker. in japaneses folklore, ghosts are packed into jar full of salt. some olde books on ghosts and such read, " the devil loveth no salt in his meat."
and spirits loveth no salt blasted out if the barrel of a gun into there transparent tummys. no, it won't kill them, but it will buy you some time.
to keep spirits out of a place, line the doors and windows with salt. it holds them off.
and it keeps away the fey, too.
see? salt isn't just for french fries.
folklore about it goes back for thousands of years.
greeks, romans, and hebrews alike all sacrificed it, considered it powerful [were they ever right!] and ate a bunch of it. the romans even salted there wine. today, some people salt their beer, because of an old scottish tradtion, in which a pinch of salt was added to a bach of mash to keep out witches. romisn legend has it womens that are preggers have to eat salt, or else they're gonna give birth to a bloodsucker. in japaneses folklore, ghosts are packed into jar full of salt. some olde books on ghosts and such read, " the devil loveth no salt in his meat."
and spirits loveth no salt blasted out if the barrel of a gun into there transparent tummys. no, it won't kill them, but it will buy you some time.
to keep spirits out of a place, line the doors and windows with salt. it holds them off.
and it keeps away the fey, too.
see? salt isn't just for french fries.
Friday, May 29, 2009
god, i hate needles
uh-huh.
you heard right.
i'ma back!
/does the happy dance/
where was i?
sharp mesa vista hospitle.
why?
because john winchester said so, thats why. x]
just kidding.
nope.
i don't really remember why.
but i have multipul personas, so yeah.
i also might possibly be bi-polar.
so yeah.
enough of that!
how was your week?
anything interesting happened while i was eating crap food?
tell me. please.
you heard right.
i'ma back!
/does the happy dance/
where was i?
sharp mesa vista hospitle.
why?
because john winchester said so, thats why. x]
just kidding.
nope.
i don't really remember why.
but i have multipul personas, so yeah.
i also might possibly be bi-polar.
so yeah.
enough of that!
how was your week?
anything interesting happened while i was eating crap food?
tell me. please.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
all julie needs to know in life plus the fangirl code of conduct. or we could cut the crap and call it julie's rules and things to live by
this is very long, but worth the read.
basicly, it's what SPN & ABVH has teach me.
1. don't do drugs. they slow your reaction time.
2. sometimes the only right answer is "bite me."
3. there's no such thing as too much weapons. espally when your weapons choices are a bag of salt, silver bracelets, band-aids, a cross necklace from hot topic, and the abilty to make yourself look insane at will.
4, get a black belt in kempo. you never know when you are going to be placed in a situation when you need to karate chop someone.
5. don't date [insert monster of your choice here]. kill them.
6. when the going gets tough, the tough starts shooting bad guys. unless the tough haven't yet gone to her uncle's house in washington to learn how to shoot a gun. then, the tough pull a few one-liners, and GET THE HECK OUT OF IMPALA!
7. when in doubt, quote: a) anita blake, b) dean winchester, or c) bobby singer.
8. when the going gets really tough, the tough calls in backup. namely, the winchesters, bobby, anita blake, and edward. *note: edward is not edward cullen from twilight. no, the edward julie is talking about kills vampires with a flamethrouwer. and despite popular believe, edward DOES have a heart*
9. don't jude by apperences. they may look like a child, but they could really be a 1000+ year old vampire, or posessed by a demon.
10. tough people are shorter then you'd expect. which just makes them that much tougher.
11. just because your human doesn't mean your not a monster.
12. the monsters aren't always the bad guys.
13. NEVER, EVER WASTE A GOOD THREAT. that means you: a) just hold your tounge, or b) carry out your threats.
14. it's okay to slept with a stuffed animal is someone, or something, is trying to kill you on a daily baises.
15. just becaue someone's your friend, don't assume they won't torture you if they have to.
16. never assume anything we all know what happens when you assume something.
17. most monsters can smell fear.
18. what you don't know CAN hurt you.
19. what you do know can hurt you too.
20. an immprtal species cannot become extinct.
21. a cross necklace only works againest vampires if you believe in God.
22. blood washes out in cold water.
23. you need at least one pair of overalls. they're very handy for kepping your clothes and the blood you have to deal with apart from each other.
24. only scream as a last resort.
25. both guilt and revenge are great motovations.
26. never forget who your ememies are. and the fact that the best way to deal with them is to outlive them.
27. insane people are often dangerous. insane people with guns are always dangerous/ that, my dears, is why having a gun license and being able to look insane at will are musts.
28. death, contrary to popular believe, is often a choice.
29. everyone has secrets.
30. life is tough, and the universe in not fair. it is always as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
31. be careful what you wish for. all wishes have the possivlilty to reselt in EMO TEDDY BEARS. and emo teddy bears are just scary...
32. somethings there is nothing you can do. if you ever find a time like that, to calm yourself down, hum Metallica or other rock band.
33. girls DO need to learn how to put on makeup.
34. always were black converse to a crime scene.
35. it's hard to find form evening wear that will conceal a gun. which is why if you need to bring a weapon to a event that requires evening wear, throwing knifes are a better bet.
36. if you must die, die brave. it pisses your ememies off.
37. long hair can hide a weapon.
38. you can't be too careful.
39. if the fight is going well, it's more likely than not a trap.
40. always stick by your siblings. you never know when you'll need to be cut free from an apple free.
41. plan ahead. always carry a jumbo bag of peanut m&ms, some salt, and a paper clip.
42. if you can't fight or flee, be funny.
43. shotguns speak louder than words.
44. really. drive a '67 black chevy impala everywhere.
45. no matter the gas price, drive everywhere. its cheaper than flying everywhere.
46. sometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windsheild.
47. if it's evil, kill it.
48. if it's immocent, protect it.
49. if you have a lost relitive, look for them.
50. get a black belt in something, learn how to throw knifes, and to shoot a gun.
51. carry salt and Holy Water at all times.
52. please, when you obtain the Holy Water, don't steal it. you can either a) get it free from your church or b) make your own.
53. charm and wit make for good self defence.
54. no chick-flick moments. ever.
55. if there's free food, take it!
56. learn how to play pool.
57. learning how to play poker can't hurt, either.
58. drive a cool car. preferably a '67 black chevy impala.
59. listen to classic rock.
60. if you're afraid of heights, drive everywhere.
61. the driver always picks the music. the shotgun always shuts his or her cakehole. usless you are the one riding shotgun. then, object to any and all abba or npr played.
if you'll like it, i'll post more. when i think of some
basicly, it's what SPN & ABVH has teach me.
1. don't do drugs. they slow your reaction time.
2. sometimes the only right answer is "bite me."
3. there's no such thing as too much weapons. espally when your weapons choices are a bag of salt, silver bracelets, band-aids, a cross necklace from hot topic, and the abilty to make yourself look insane at will.
4, get a black belt in kempo. you never know when you are going to be placed in a situation when you need to karate chop someone.
5. don't date [insert monster of your choice here]. kill them.
6. when the going gets tough, the tough starts shooting bad guys. unless the tough haven't yet gone to her uncle's house in washington to learn how to shoot a gun. then, the tough pull a few one-liners, and GET THE HECK OUT OF IMPALA!
7. when in doubt, quote: a) anita blake, b) dean winchester, or c) bobby singer.
8. when the going gets really tough, the tough calls in backup. namely, the winchesters, bobby, anita blake, and edward. *note: edward is not edward cullen from twilight. no, the edward julie is talking about kills vampires with a flamethrouwer. and despite popular believe, edward DOES have a heart*
9. don't jude by apperences. they may look like a child, but they could really be a 1000+ year old vampire, or posessed by a demon.
10. tough people are shorter then you'd expect. which just makes them that much tougher.
11. just because your human doesn't mean your not a monster.
12. the monsters aren't always the bad guys.
13. NEVER, EVER WASTE A GOOD THREAT. that means you: a) just hold your tounge, or b) carry out your threats.
14. it's okay to slept with a stuffed animal is someone, or something, is trying to kill you on a daily baises.
15. just becaue someone's your friend, don't assume they won't torture you if they have to.
16. never assume anything we all know what happens when you assume something.
17. most monsters can smell fear.
18. what you don't know CAN hurt you.
19. what you do know can hurt you too.
20. an immprtal species cannot become extinct.
21. a cross necklace only works againest vampires if you believe in God.
22. blood washes out in cold water.
23. you need at least one pair of overalls. they're very handy for kepping your clothes and the blood you have to deal with apart from each other.
24. only scream as a last resort.
25. both guilt and revenge are great motovations.
26. never forget who your ememies are. and the fact that the best way to deal with them is to outlive them.
27. insane people are often dangerous. insane people with guns are always dangerous/ that, my dears, is why having a gun license and being able to look insane at will are musts.
28. death, contrary to popular believe, is often a choice.
29. everyone has secrets.
30. life is tough, and the universe in not fair. it is always as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
31. be careful what you wish for. all wishes have the possivlilty to reselt in EMO TEDDY BEARS. and emo teddy bears are just scary...
32. somethings there is nothing you can do. if you ever find a time like that, to calm yourself down, hum Metallica or other rock band.
33. girls DO need to learn how to put on makeup.
34. always were black converse to a crime scene.
35. it's hard to find form evening wear that will conceal a gun. which is why if you need to bring a weapon to a event that requires evening wear, throwing knifes are a better bet.
36. if you must die, die brave. it pisses your ememies off.
37. long hair can hide a weapon.
38. you can't be too careful.
39. if the fight is going well, it's more likely than not a trap.
40. always stick by your siblings. you never know when you'll need to be cut free from an apple free.
41. plan ahead. always carry a jumbo bag of peanut m&ms, some salt, and a paper clip.
42. if you can't fight or flee, be funny.
43. shotguns speak louder than words.
44. really. drive a '67 black chevy impala everywhere.
45. no matter the gas price, drive everywhere. its cheaper than flying everywhere.
46. sometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windsheild.
47. if it's evil, kill it.
48. if it's immocent, protect it.
49. if you have a lost relitive, look for them.
50. get a black belt in something, learn how to throw knifes, and to shoot a gun.
51. carry salt and Holy Water at all times.
52. please, when you obtain the Holy Water, don't steal it. you can either a) get it free from your church or b) make your own.
53. charm and wit make for good self defence.
54. no chick-flick moments. ever.
55. if there's free food, take it!
56. learn how to play pool.
57. learning how to play poker can't hurt, either.
58. drive a cool car. preferably a '67 black chevy impala.
59. listen to classic rock.
60. if you're afraid of heights, drive everywhere.
61. the driver always picks the music. the shotgun always shuts his or her cakehole. usless you are the one riding shotgun. then, object to any and all abba or npr played.
if you'll like it, i'll post more. when i think of some
Friday, May 22, 2009
don't annoy the authoress.
she will put you in her book, whole name and all, and kill you off.
coughheidicough
i don't want too kill book-heidi. but real-heidi might leave me no choice.
coughheidicough
i don't want too kill book-heidi. but real-heidi might leave me no choice.
the contents of the bag i alway carry. basicly it has everything but my pen x]
my ds
a comb
my blue mp3
band-aids
random paper
a snack bar thats about a week old and is squoushed and i should throw out
my new library card. i lost my old one. pity, too. i had memorized the number on it. 23650006039494. see?
salt.
money
candy wrappers
a pencil
an eraser
stickers.
yeah. like i said, everything but what i really need. my pen. and i know i friggen grabbed 3 of them this moring. 3 pens!!! and not one made it to school with me. NOT fair.
a comb
my blue mp3
band-aids
random paper
a snack bar thats about a week old and is squoushed and i should throw out
my new library card. i lost my old one. pity, too. i had memorized the number on it. 23650006039494. see?
salt.
money
candy wrappers
a pencil
an eraser
stickers.
yeah. like i said, everything but what i really need. my pen. and i know i friggen grabbed 3 of them this moring. 3 pens!!! and not one made it to school with me. NOT fair.
oh, well. i love girl scouts. and thursday night meetings
troop 5988 meeting never fail to entertain.
no, really.
i ended up siting on stevie, my best friend's cousin. and yes, i know he's a boy. he comes to the meeting because his dad ain't home when they has to leave.
so, yeah.
me and victoria tend to yell at him. but he's as good as family, so yeah.
no, really.
i ended up siting on stevie, my best friend's cousin. and yes, i know he's a boy. he comes to the meeting because his dad ain't home when they has to leave.
so, yeah.
me and victoria tend to yell at him. but he's as good as family, so yeah.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
the untitled zahlia lynx blackwell project offically has a title
yep.
i'm happy about that.
it took me almost to weeks to figure it out, and write the first chapter.
it is called..........
"Lee-Lee (So Called)"
the quote mark just siginfy my title.
i also found i've been taking real life expearces and puting them in there.
and names too. like the one of a certian heidi molina. i'm holding that over heidi's head, if she pisses me off, heidi molina-blackwell get killed in the book. and heidi told me: "b-but i don't want to die in the book."
so then stop calling me crazy, and you won't.
i'm happy about that.
it took me almost to weeks to figure it out, and write the first chapter.
it is called..........
"Lee-Lee (So Called)"
the quote mark just siginfy my title.
i also found i've been taking real life expearces and puting them in there.
and names too. like the one of a certian heidi molina. i'm holding that over heidi's head, if she pisses me off, heidi molina-blackwell get killed in the book. and heidi told me: "b-but i don't want to die in the book."
so then stop calling me crazy, and you won't.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was my reaction when i found out adam didn't win american idol. i wasn't that happy, to say the least.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
julie's list of five best tv shows ever [at the moment x]!
julie's talking in the third person is starting to creep julie's mom out x]
1. SPN [dur]
2. glee [funny. and lots of singing]
3. AI [two words: adam lambert]
4. chuck [psh... NEN]
5. sienfeild [NEN]
1. SPN [dur]
2. glee [funny. and lots of singing]
3. AI [two words: adam lambert]
4. chuck [psh... NEN]
5. sienfeild [NEN]
well, i have found a show that bumps AI to number three
yep.
one word:
glee.
i watched the preview last night and i loved it.
it made me laugh. a lot.
and then i had to explain it to my little sister after the smallest one left the room.
it was funny.
and i woke up my dad with singing along with the musical numbers.
that wasn't so fun.
one word:
glee.
i watched the preview last night and i loved it.
it made me laugh. a lot.
and then i had to explain it to my little sister after the smallest one left the room.
it was funny.
and i woke up my dad with singing along with the musical numbers.
that wasn't so fun.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
it is offically offical: julie has too much free time
look what a certin fangirl found on photobucket:
x] fear the fans!!!! trust me, fans (espally fangirls) can be very scary when they want to.
x] fear the fans!!!! trust me, fans (espally fangirls) can be very scary when they want to.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wake Me Up When September Begins
inspired by inevitable September, which i am really looking forrard to this year. coughseason5cough
Summer has gotta pass
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September begins
like my father's come to pass
nine months has gone so fast
wake me up when September begins
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who i are
as it's memory rests
but never forgets what happened
wake me up when September begins
summer has gotta pass
the innocent can never last
wake me up when September begins
ring out the bells again
like we did when the season ended
wake me up when September begins
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who i are
as it's memory rests
but never forgets what happened
wake me up when September begins
Summer has gotta passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends
like my father's come to pass
nine months has gone so fast
wake me up when September begins
wake me up when September begins
wake me up when September begins
Summer has gotta pass
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September begins
like my father's come to pass
nine months has gone so fast
wake me up when September begins
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who i are
as it's memory rests
but never forgets what happened
wake me up when September begins
summer has gotta pass
the innocent can never last
wake me up when September begins
ring out the bells again
like we did when the season ended
wake me up when September begins
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who i are
as it's memory rests
but never forgets what happened
wake me up when September begins
Summer has gotta passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends
like my father's come to pass
nine months has gone so fast
wake me up when September begins
wake me up when September begins
wake me up when September begins
superpowers
if you had own superpower, what would you chose?
for me, its a hard choice, but if i could, it would be total and complete control over all aspects of the mind, human or otherwise.
that includes:
mind reading
making others hear your thoughts as if they were their own. not controling them, just making you hear them
controling an other's actions
controling thoughts (very different than the ones above)
going inside a person's mind. i think they did that in a movie once. i have it home. i can't remember want it's called, but the box and the summery on it used to scare me so bad when i was little. and yet i read the back of the box for fun
and stuff like that
for me, its a hard choice, but if i could, it would be total and complete control over all aspects of the mind, human or otherwise.
that includes:
mind reading
making others hear your thoughts as if they were their own. not controling them, just making you hear them
controling an other's actions
controling thoughts (very different than the ones above)
going inside a person's mind. i think they did that in a movie once. i have it home. i can't remember want it's called, but the box and the summery on it used to scare me so bad when i was little. and yet i read the back of the box for fun
and stuff like that
is it september yet?
that, my dears, is the question i shall be asking all summer.
i want it to be friggen september already!!!
i have a good reason.
i swear.
not school.
but two words: season five.
and the ironic thing is, they haven't even started filming yet.
trust me.
i checked.
ohmygod.
i seem to be saying that quite a lot lately, eh?
i just had a idea for an SPN parody, to be done after school.
can anyone guess what it is?
i want it to be friggen september already!!!
i have a good reason.
i swear.
not school.
but two words: season five.
and the ironic thing is, they haven't even started filming yet.
trust me.
i checked.
ohmygod.
i seem to be saying that quite a lot lately, eh?
i just had a idea for an SPN parody, to be done after school.
can anyone guess what it is?
teh camping trip: a fun song mash-up
julie went on a camping trip
e-i-e-i-o
and on that camping trip she saw
a doe, a deer, a female deer
a ray, a drop of golden sun,
an itsey bitsy spider
that is now stuck to the bottem of her shoe
and
she's got the whole camp in her hands
the wide camp in the hands
she made crafts with the daisys, with her hands
and then
i like don't like coffee or tea.
but we went to julian
and got apple pie.
and nobody in all of oz,
no wizard that there is or was
is ever gonna bring me down
but life is a highway,
and i had to drive it all night long
so that was my weekend
e-i-e-i-o
and on that camping trip she saw
a doe, a deer, a female deer
a ray, a drop of golden sun,
an itsey bitsy spider
that is now stuck to the bottem of her shoe
and
she's got the whole camp in her hands
the wide camp in the hands
she made crafts with the daisys, with her hands
and then
i like don't like coffee or tea.
but we went to julian
and got apple pie.
and nobody in all of oz,
no wizard that there is or was
is ever gonna bring me down
but life is a highway,
and i had to drive it all night long
so that was my weekend
ten more things julie bets you didn't know about julie
1. julie often refers to herself in the third person. like elmo does.
2. julie took a facebook quiz. it said her theme song was 'secret agent man.' julie liked that. expect for one little flaw in the impala: julie is a girl
3. julie took another facebook quiz. it was which harry potter character was julie. and apperently julie is albus dumbledore. so julie is apparently dead, because dumbledore is dead
4. julie is gonna go see wicked! julie has wanted to see it forever and julie's finally old enough
5. julie survived a whole weekend at girl schout camp without going on one hike
6. julie's dad said julie can dye her hair red. so julie is happy.
7. julie has an apple pie addiction
8. julie knows how to twist an arm really good. just ask heidi.
9. julie is gonna turn 13 in hawaii!
10. all summer, julie will ask the question, "is it september yet?"
2. julie took a facebook quiz. it said her theme song was 'secret agent man.' julie liked that. expect for one little flaw in the impala: julie is a girl
3. julie took another facebook quiz. it was which harry potter character was julie. and apperently julie is albus dumbledore. so julie is apparently dead, because dumbledore is dead
4. julie is gonna go see wicked! julie has wanted to see it forever and julie's finally old enough
5. julie survived a whole weekend at girl schout camp without going on one hike
6. julie's dad said julie can dye her hair red. so julie is happy.
7. julie has an apple pie addiction
8. julie knows how to twist an arm really good. just ask heidi.
9. julie is gonna turn 13 in hawaii!
10. all summer, julie will ask the question, "is it september yet?"
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
julie needs to got to comic-con. on july 27. this year. it is a matter of upmost fangirl importance. because. her. two. favorite. actors. are. going. to. be. there. jesen ackles & jared padalecki are gonna be there. promoiting season 5. of supernatural.
julie is gonna go freak out now.
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
now julie just needs ideas to raise money for tickets. please please please please please please tell me if you have any ideas.
julie is gonna go freak out now.
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now julie just needs ideas to raise money for tickets. please please please please please please tell me if you have any ideas.
Friday, May 15, 2009
ohmygod. deanwinchersterrefencedafriggendisneyshow. ohmygod.
well, i have quite a few thing to say.
first, i have been saying azazel's name wrong the whole time. =/
the second...
okay well first off, they did a big old recap of the season. i didn't pay much attention to it, just the last part.
then it showed the opening title screen, which looks awe-some.
1972: it shosw a pastor, and he kinda got possessed by azazel and yes i know azazel is dead-ish, but it was a flashback-y thing. and then azazel killed a bunch of nuns and went all yellow-eyed one us. and apparently ol' yellow eyes is lucifer's son. whoo, big surprise! and then azazel is told that only lilith can break lucifer out of hell. and then a certian baby can help her out.
and then it cut to sam & ruby. and sam wasn't that happy about his epic fight with dean from last week. or in tv land, a day or two ago.
and then it cut to dean & bobby, & bobby just yelled and yelled and yelled at dean about how dean was better than his father and how he should reach out to his brother and then dean is thinking and looking out the window and then turns around and he ain't in bobby's junkyard anymore, but in a suite-type-thing owned by the angels
i know that cuz zachariah and castiel were there.
and then, as he looks around, dean does the unthinkable:
HE REFERENCES A DISNEY SHOW. A FRIGGEN DISNEY SHOW!
dean said, and i quote. "the suite life of zach and cas."
and of course, the two angels don't get it.
and dean starts to explain, but changes his mind. "its...never mind." and he looks very sheepish that he even referenced a disney show.
and i start to laugh. and my dad & sisters didn't get it. to which i was all. "dean. winchester. referenced. a. disney. show."
back to the room. well, we all thought the room was just for keeping the elder winchester brother safe til the apocalypse. but no.
we have been tricked *instertfangirlgaspshere*.
all those seals lilith has been breaking? well, it was planned to happen. the final seal? lilith. she's killed, the apocalypse begins, lucifer's back. the angels want it happen. after lucifer & and the demons are dead, earth gets a whole new start. who cares if millions of billions of people are killed in the process?
crap.
lets leave you hanging, shall i?
sam & ruby kidnapped lilith's personal chef, who was possing a baby nurse. that's right folks. lilith eats babys. that's just worng on so many leavels. ruby is trying to convince sammy to use miss demon nurse to rev up his demon powers. it boils down to the message from dean on sam's voicemail. originally, it was a dean-winchest-is-actully-sorry-for-once message. but it was a no-way-in-hell-are-you-my-brother message. pun inteanded. and judging by the look on good ol' ruby's face, we all know how it was changed. and guess what? the demon nurse gets to ride in the trunk.
so here we are at father azazel's convent. sam kill lilith, dean shows up, he had gotton there with some help from cas & the phrophet chuck, ruby locks dean out & fills sam in on her evil plan (remember the plot work at the begining?), dean finnaly gets in, and they both kill ruby with her own demon-killing knife. ah, the irony.
the show ends with, well, lucifer rising. only it didn't show it, just a pool of bright white light. and the end creidts were black-type-on-white-background, instead of the white-type-on-black-background.
cliffhanger, anyone?
back to the room. well, we all thought the room was just for keeping the elder winchester brother safe til the apocalypse. but no.
we have been tricked *instertfangirlgaspshere*.
all those seals lilith has been breaking? well, it was planned to happen. the final seal? lilith. she's killed, the apocalypse begins, lucifer's back. the angels want it happen. after lucifer & and the demons are dead, earth gets a whole new start. who cares if millions of billions of people are killed in the process?
crap.
lets leave you hanging, shall i?
sam & ruby kidnapped lilith's personal chef, who was possing a baby nurse. that's right folks. lilith eats babys. that's just worng on so many leavels. ruby is trying to convince sammy to use miss demon nurse to rev up his demon powers. it boils down to the message from dean on sam's voicemail. originally, it was a dean-winchest-is-actully-sorry-for-once message. but it was a no-way-in-hell-are-you-my-brother message. pun inteanded. and judging by the look on good ol' ruby's face, we all know how it was changed. and guess what? the demon nurse gets to ride in the trunk.
so here we are at father azazel's convent. sam kill lilith, dean shows up, he had gotton there with some help from cas & the phrophet chuck, ruby locks dean out & fills sam in on her evil plan (remember the plot work at the begining?), dean finnaly gets in, and they both kill ruby with her own demon-killing knife. ah, the irony.
the show ends with, well, lucifer rising. only it didn't show it, just a pool of bright white light. and the end creidts were black-type-on-white-background, instead of the white-type-on-black-background.
cliffhanger, anyone?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
an except from the untitled zahlia lynx blackwell project
just the first ten paragraphs. tell me if you like it. it's a different voice than what i usually write, its part laurell k. hamilton (i've been read a lot of anita blake lately), part eric kripke (does julie has to explan this one? oh, i do? eric kripke is the total and complete genius who created SPN) fully julie. well, how do you like the new lia?
I was covered in blood, but it wasn't mine.
I lowered my hand, lowered the black gun, and I fingered the silver cross that hung around my neck as approached the body laying on the ground, the bpady I'd just shot.
I kicked the boby. Limp and cold. Dead. Just like the one next to it.
My brother clapped, a loud, vibarting sound. "Nice job, Lia. Not many 16-year-old girls could...ah, dispose of a ghoul one their own, let alone two."
"Not many girls 16-year-old-girls have the sure name Blackwell." I turned and raised my gun at my brother in one swift motion. "Lorissa-is he a ghoul? Or really our brother?" I hissed at my 13-year-old sister.
Lorissa smiled. "No. It is our brother."
"Thanks, Lor." I walked towards my brother. "Sam, we need to clean the place up. Burn the bodies. Check for anything that might be of use to us." I recited from the unwriten Blackwell Rulebook.
"That's my sister." Sam beamed, very rare for him. "Now, you are a hunter in training to make the Blackwell family name proud."
"Which means fake IDs, crappy motel rooms, credit fraud, fake trunks with a thousand and one weapons, and hours at end in a car drive across the country." Lorissa crossed her arms and neared the dead body. "Ew...dead ghoul." She shuddered.
"That's my other sister." Sam grinned and pulled out a matchbook and the keys to his car, a black 1970 Dodge Charger R/T. witch he tossed to me. "Get the gasoline, we're gonna burn this place down."
like it?
I was covered in blood, but it wasn't mine.
I lowered my hand, lowered the black gun, and I fingered the silver cross that hung around my neck as approached the body laying on the ground, the bpady I'd just shot.
I kicked the boby. Limp and cold. Dead. Just like the one next to it.
My brother clapped, a loud, vibarting sound. "Nice job, Lia. Not many 16-year-old girls could...ah, dispose of a ghoul one their own, let alone two."
"Not many girls 16-year-old-girls have the sure name Blackwell." I turned and raised my gun at my brother in one swift motion. "Lorissa-is he a ghoul? Or really our brother?" I hissed at my 13-year-old sister.
Lorissa smiled. "No. It is our brother."
"Thanks, Lor." I walked towards my brother. "Sam, we need to clean the place up. Burn the bodies. Check for anything that might be of use to us." I recited from the unwriten Blackwell Rulebook.
"That's my sister." Sam beamed, very rare for him. "Now, you are a hunter in training to make the Blackwell family name proud."
"Which means fake IDs, crappy motel rooms, credit fraud, fake trunks with a thousand and one weapons, and hours at end in a car drive across the country." Lorissa crossed her arms and neared the dead body. "Ew...dead ghoul." She shuddered.
"That's my other sister." Sam grinned and pulled out a matchbook and the keys to his car, a black 1970 Dodge Charger R/T. witch he tossed to me. "Get the gasoline, we're gonna burn this place down."
like it?
lists lists lists and other semi-unrealted things
lists are fun. i make a lot of them.
so are thursdays.
so, today is julie's list of why she likes thursdays:
1. SPN (WHOOT! SEASON FINALE TONIGHT! =])
2. girl scouts (its fun. i don't really do anything but sit and chit-chat on the trampoline or swing seat with victoria)
3. drama ("the world is a stage, and the men and women are mirriorly players."-will shakespear. i don't think i got the quote right, though)
another list:
things i want to do before i die by julie:
1. learn how to properly a gun (i actually might do this this summer. mom said if i really wanted to, she'd ship me up to washington and i'd spend the summer with my uncle who has a lot of guns and goes hunting a lot. not my type of hunting, but hey, i'd learn to shoot a gun, right? =])
2. own 1967 black chevy impala (dream car. when i turn 16, i better look out the window and see that parked on the curve. it don't even have to come black, i'd get it painted. and also imapla's make me squeal like a fangirl =])
3. own a pair of doc martins (mom says as soon as my feet stop growing she'll get me some =])
4. take a road trip across the u.s.a. (=])
5. to be a mom (i bet that one threw you off a bit, eh? x])
and, lastly, before i toattly freak out, one more list
if you had to form a team of people to save the world, who would be in it?
1. the winchesters (all of them, john, sam & dean i don't care that john is dead, leagaly, dean's died twice and is still dead from the first time, and i'm pretty sure sam's part demon. i don't really care]
2. princess leia (she know how to use a gun. 'nuff said)
3. luke skywalker (well, duh. the origanal jedi)
4. anita blake (i'd be crazy not to put her on my team. she has control over a great deal of vampires & werewolves, & weresomesortofcats, she raises zombies, collects stuffed penguins, killed numorus who-know-whats, and can work a gun.)
5. harry potter (he killed voldemort. he can help save the world)
and then put me in with some sort of crazy superpower like complete mind control (control of every aspeck of a person or thing's mind) or at least a decent gun or some throwing knifes, and with everyone's contacts? we'd be more powerful then chuck norris. x]
okay, here's the freak out i meantined earlier:
HOLYTAXACCOUNATHOLYTAXACCOUNATHOLYTAXACCOUNAT
SPN SEASON 4 IS OVER IN, LIKE, 9 HOURS!
EEK!
WHOOT!
NO SLEEP FOR JULIE!
I PROMISE A VERY FUNNY-ISH RECAP TOMORROW OR NEXT WEEK.
EEK!
9 HOURS!
FANGIRL OVERDRIVE!
so are thursdays.
so, today is julie's list of why she likes thursdays:
1. SPN (WHOOT! SEASON FINALE TONIGHT! =])
2. girl scouts (its fun. i don't really do anything but sit and chit-chat on the trampoline or swing seat with victoria)
3. drama ("the world is a stage, and the men and women are mirriorly players."-will shakespear. i don't think i got the quote right, though)
another list:
things i want to do before i die by julie:
1. learn how to properly a gun (i actually might do this this summer. mom said if i really wanted to, she'd ship me up to washington and i'd spend the summer with my uncle who has a lot of guns and goes hunting a lot. not my type of hunting, but hey, i'd learn to shoot a gun, right? =])
2. own 1967 black chevy impala (dream car. when i turn 16, i better look out the window and see that parked on the curve. it don't even have to come black, i'd get it painted. and also imapla's make me squeal like a fangirl =])
3. own a pair of doc martins (mom says as soon as my feet stop growing she'll get me some =])
4. take a road trip across the u.s.a. (=])
5. to be a mom (i bet that one threw you off a bit, eh? x])
and, lastly, before i toattly freak out, one more list
if you had to form a team of people to save the world, who would be in it?
1. the winchesters (all of them, john, sam & dean i don't care that john is dead, leagaly, dean's died twice and is still dead from the first time, and i'm pretty sure sam's part demon. i don't really care]
2. princess leia (she know how to use a gun. 'nuff said)
3. luke skywalker (well, duh. the origanal jedi)
4. anita blake (i'd be crazy not to put her on my team. she has control over a great deal of vampires & werewolves, & weresomesortofcats, she raises zombies, collects stuffed penguins, killed numorus who-know-whats, and can work a gun.)
5. harry potter (he killed voldemort. he can help save the world)
and then put me in with some sort of crazy superpower like complete mind control (control of every aspeck of a person or thing's mind) or at least a decent gun or some throwing knifes, and with everyone's contacts? we'd be more powerful then chuck norris. x]
okay, here's the freak out i meantined earlier:
HOLYTAXACCOUNATHOLYTAXACCOUNATHOLYTAXACCOUNAT
SPN SEASON 4 IS OVER IN, LIKE, 9 HOURS!
EEK!
WHOOT!
NO SLEEP FOR JULIE!
I PROMISE A VERY FUNNY-ISH RECAP TOMORROW OR NEXT WEEK.
EEK!
9 HOURS!
FANGIRL OVERDRIVE!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
julie's list of addictions
1. SPN [duh. duh. duh]
2. diet doctor pepper [i am looking forward to the can of diet dr. pepper in my purse-type thing]
3. anita blake books ["because we both know it isn't death we fear. it's living."-anita blake]
4. pie [um, yum]
5. popcorn [^^^]
6. pizza [^^^]
7. pizza hot pockets [^^^]
8. orange popsicles [^^^]
9. random music [yep. its fun like that. espally classic rock -inside joke-ish type thing x]-]
10. father-daughter time [very fun. every friday, dad & i watch r-rated action movies until 3 o'clock in the morning. or SPN re-runs on dvd. either works. i usally end up falling asleep on the couch, though]
11. rpging [fun fun fun!]
12. girl scouts [v. fun. me & victoria just excuse ourselfs & talk & jump on the trampoline, singing random paramore songs, or she watchs while i attempt to sing 'eye of the tiger' and fail, laughing. like i said, v. fun]
13. christmas songs [in may!]
14. pieces of flair [on facebook!]
15. facebook [feel free to friend me. just warning, you will be put on my flair list! x]]
16. SPN
17. SPN
18. SPN
19. SPN
20. did i forget: SPN?
2. diet doctor pepper [i am looking forward to the can of diet dr. pepper in my purse-type thing]
3. anita blake books ["because we both know it isn't death we fear. it's living."-anita blake]
4. pie [um, yum]
5. popcorn [^^^]
6. pizza [^^^]
7. pizza hot pockets [^^^]
8. orange popsicles [^^^]
9. random music [yep. its fun like that. espally classic rock -inside joke-ish type thing x]-]
10. father-daughter time [very fun. every friday, dad & i watch r-rated action movies until 3 o'clock in the morning. or SPN re-runs on dvd. either works. i usally end up falling asleep on the couch, though]
11. rpging [fun fun fun!]
12. girl scouts [v. fun. me & victoria just excuse ourselfs & talk & jump on the trampoline, singing random paramore songs, or she watchs while i attempt to sing 'eye of the tiger' and fail, laughing. like i said, v. fun]
13. christmas songs [in may!]
14. pieces of flair [on facebook!]
15. facebook [feel free to friend me. just warning, you will be put on my flair list! x]]
16. SPN
17. SPN
18. SPN
19. SPN
20. did i forget: SPN?
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
a camping we will go, a camping we will go....
ya'll (not a *puke*hannah*puke*montana*puke* imitation. my mom is from the midwest. so i have a bit of a 'redneck' [mom's word, not mine] vocab) know how the song goes.
anyway.
my girl scout troop is going camping up somewhere between ramona & julian.
this is the first time the encampment has actully been at a campground.
list of what julie is looking forward to:
s'mores!
campfires!
skits!
my SPN waterbottle holder!
the possiblity of getting an apple pie on the way back!
and....
SCARY STORIES!!!!
list what julie is not looking forward to:
the drive up! julie is gonna have to endure a broken poritable dvd player and no SPN season 2 in the mail. and in trade of the mama mia! soundtrack for hours on end. NOT the type of hell i had in mind.
all the bugs!
getting up early!
camp food!
hikes!
and....
stupid arts and crafts!
anyway.
my girl scout troop is going camping up somewhere between ramona & julian.
this is the first time the encampment has actully been at a campground.
list of what julie is looking forward to:
s'mores!
campfires!
skits!
my SPN waterbottle holder!
the possiblity of getting an apple pie on the way back!
and....
SCARY STORIES!!!!
list what julie is not looking forward to:
the drive up! julie is gonna have to endure a broken poritable dvd player and no SPN season 2 in the mail. and in trade of the mama mia! soundtrack for hours on end. NOT the type of hell i had in mind.
all the bugs!
getting up early!
camp food!
hikes!
and....
stupid arts and crafts!
Monday, May 11, 2009
i have comentment issues.
X]
when i'm writeing, i mean.
i start a novel, get real into it, 8 chapters in, i lose interest and start a new one.
how great is that?
when i'm writeing, i mean.
i start a novel, get real into it, 8 chapters in, i lose interest and start a new one.
how great is that?
hehe. i made my tee shirt, and other semi-unrelated things
yep. with nail poilish! what fun! i have four others, i'ma gonna wear a new one ever day til thursday.
cuz of the SPN season fanile.
speaking of which, they will showing reruns in the same time slot after the season fanile this week, at least they are next week.
yeah, i looked it up.
not my fault.
if they didn't, i might've died from tv bordum.
but they are, so maybe i won't die of tv bordum after all.
yay!
only 3 more days!!! only 72-odd hours!!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
exicted? obbesed? who, me?
yeah, go blame it on yasmin.
i don't know if i've said this already, but yasmin is the one who got me obbessed in the first place. she is a very good influnce, that curly-haired Yasmin is.
fangirl out. she has to do some math.
cuz of the SPN season fanile.
speaking of which, they will showing reruns in the same time slot after the season fanile this week, at least they are next week.
yeah, i looked it up.
not my fault.
if they didn't, i might've died from tv bordum.
but they are, so maybe i won't die of tv bordum after all.
yay!
only 3 more days!!! only 72-odd hours!!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
exicted? obbesed? who, me?
yeah, go blame it on yasmin.
i don't know if i've said this already, but yasmin is the one who got me obbessed in the first place. she is a very good influnce, that curly-haired Yasmin is.
fangirl out. she has to do some math.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Julie's Eye of Tiger SPN Parody
Don't ask me where this came from. I just had a good idea I guess.
If you need clarification, ask me, I can tell you all you need to know, and then some useless backround info.
Watch this before reading. not only is it funny, but it kinda part of the insparation of this parody. Best of Season 4, with a bit of Season 3, no?
Pulled back up, by Castiel
Did my time, went to Hell
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, Death happens too fast
She lets you Trade your sole for brother
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep alive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Motel to Motel, broken A/C
Killin' a ghoul, slaying a demon
She'll stack the odds 'til we have a big fight
For Lilith kills with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Pulled back up, by Castiel
Spread some guts, earn some glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger (repeats out)...
Really, it's a season 4 recap. with a bit of Seasons 2/3 backround.
If you need clarification, ask me, I can tell you all you need to know, and then some useless backround info.
Watch this before reading. not only is it funny, but it kinda part of the insparation of this parody. Best of Season 4, with a bit of Season 3, no?
Pulled back up, by Castiel
Did my time, went to Hell
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, Death happens too fast
She lets you Trade your sole for brother
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep alive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Motel to Motel, broken A/C
Killin' a ghoul, slaying a demon
She'll stack the odds 'til we have a big fight
For Lilith kills with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Pulled back up, by Castiel
Spread some guts, earn some glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks the demon in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger (repeats out)...
Really, it's a season 4 recap. with a bit of Seasons 2/3 backround.
SPN SEASON 4 IS ALMOST OVER
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where did the season go?
heythatrhymed! x]
nyways, once 10:00 hits on thursday, I will have no life.
besides re-runs.
if they have any.
anyway, to celebrate my SPN fangirlyness, thourghout the week...wait no. you'll just have to wait and see.
where did the season go?
heythatrhymed! x]
nyways, once 10:00 hits on thursday, I will have no life.
besides re-runs.
if they have any.
anyway, to celebrate my SPN fangirlyness, thourghout the week...wait no. you'll just have to wait and see.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
well, lol
yesterday I was watchin Bride wars with my mom and sisters and I noticed Kate Hudson's charicter's brother looked a bit like Jensen Ackles.
The extact strand of thougths in my head:
hay, whats-his-name looks like Jensen
holy tax accounant, what if it is?
nah, it ain't him
besides, I have a very clear Dean quote that says:
No Chick Flick Moments
and this is so a Chick Flick
at which point I started to laugh. loud.
and my mom and sisters looks at me funny.
The extact strand of thougths in my head:
hay, whats-his-name looks like Jensen
holy tax accounant, what if it is?
nah, it ain't him
besides, I have a very clear Dean quote that says:
No Chick Flick Moments
and this is so a Chick Flick
at which point I started to laugh. loud.
and my mom and sisters looks at me funny.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The Julie Dictionary
Well I relieved half the time no one can understand me. So I made this dictionary in hopes that it will make me not as incoherent.
Holy Tax Accountant: 1. an expression of deep surprise 2. in place of a cuss word 3. Castiel
Shizz: 1. in place of a cuss word
There's a flaw in the Impala/I found a flaw in the Impala: 1. I found a problem 2. there's one tiny problem with that 3. correction
Shoot me: 1. talk to me
Close, but no cookie: 1. basically the same as close, but no cigar
Pie: 1. best dessert. ever.
I'm Desserted: 1. I'm stressed
Five Star: 1. the all-knowing Abbie 2. perfect
The all-knowing Abbie: 1. my notebook
Annie: 1. my other name
Goes all fangirl/going all fangirl: 1. like stalker. only better.
Hunter: 1. dream job # 3
My Ever-Praticleness: 1. my ever-paranoidness
Metallicar: 1. The type of car I'm gonna get when I grow up
Camping Provisions: 1. peanut m&m's and a canteen full of water
You just bought an air guitar on ebay: 1. you are stupid
Life Source: 1. Zero sleep and too much caffeine
This is Scarecrows: 1. haunts me worse than cheesy camp songs
Puppy: 1. a small dog 2. a certain fictional psychic demon hunter
Fictional: 1. everything I love that is not real
Hehehe: 1. me laughing at you 2. you laughing at me
Writing like friggen Yoda: 1. Writing how Yoda Talks
Don't Ask: 1. you CAN ask, but I'll talk your ear off 2. really, DON'T ask
You're trying to drown a fish: 1. it's impossible
_____ is armmed with purple markers: 1. don't mess with _____
more to come....
Holy Tax Accountant: 1. an expression of deep surprise 2. in place of a cuss word 3. Castiel
Shizz: 1. in place of a cuss word
There's a flaw in the Impala/I found a flaw in the Impala: 1. I found a problem 2. there's one tiny problem with that 3. correction
Shoot me: 1. talk to me
Close, but no cookie: 1. basically the same as close, but no cigar
Pie: 1. best dessert. ever.
I'm Desserted: 1. I'm stressed
Five Star: 1. the all-knowing Abbie 2. perfect
The all-knowing Abbie: 1. my notebook
Annie: 1. my other name
Goes all fangirl/going all fangirl: 1. like stalker. only better.
Hunter: 1. dream job # 3
My Ever-Praticleness: 1. my ever-paranoidness
Metallicar: 1. The type of car I'm gonna get when I grow up
Camping Provisions: 1. peanut m&m's and a canteen full of water
You just bought an air guitar on ebay: 1. you are stupid
Life Source: 1. Zero sleep and too much caffeine
This is Scarecrows: 1. haunts me worse than cheesy camp songs
Puppy: 1. a small dog 2. a certain fictional psychic demon hunter
Fictional: 1. everything I love that is not real
Hehehe: 1. me laughing at you 2. you laughing at me
Writing like friggen Yoda: 1. Writing how Yoda Talks
Don't Ask: 1. you CAN ask, but I'll talk your ear off 2. really, DON'T ask
You're trying to drown a fish: 1. it's impossible
_____ is armmed with purple markers: 1. don't mess with _____
more to come....
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